When a sexual song comes on & you’re alone
(Source: gloridiamonds, via infinitefreedoms)
- 12 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 12: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
- me at every social situation: I don't know what to do
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
omfg that’d so be me
lmfao. HAD to reblog this.
ORRR
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